Little Johnny was five years old and just learning to read.
He and his mother were reading a book on animals when he pointed at one page and cried, "Look, Mommy! It's a frickin'
elephant!"
His mother took a deep breath and said, "What did you say?"
"It's a frickin' elephant, Mama! Look! It says so right here!"
And so it did: "African Elephant."
Ain't Hooked on Phonics wonderful? Hehehe!
