Bad Humor
Two Quickies
1. The Pasta Diet
You walka pasta da bakery.
You walka pasta da candy store.
You walka pasta da ice cream shop.
You walka pasta da fridge...
Editor: Well, you getta da idea, hehehe!
2. Point Taken
"I'm having trouble with this new hearing aid," said the man to his audiologist.
"Really? Can you describe the symptoms?"
"Sure. Homer is fat and yellow, Marge has blue hair..."
