Life Begins At 50 Q & A
Q. Where can a 50-year-old woman find young sexy men who will be interested in her?
A. Try a bookstore …under fiction!
Q.What should a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A. Stay busy. Try finishing the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.
Q.How can you increase your 50-year-old husband's heart rate?
A. Tell him you're pregnant!
Q. How can I avoid seeing wrinkles when I pass a mirror?
A. Take off your glasses!
Q. Why should 50-year-olds use valet parking?
A. Valets remember where they park your car!
Q. Do most 50-year-olds have problems with short term memory storage?
A. Memory storage is no problem; the problem is memory retrieval!
Q. Do 50-year-olds sleep more soundly?
A. Yes; usually in the afternoon.
Q. What is the most common remark made by a 50-year-olds in an antique store?
A. "I remember these!"
