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Two Quickies



1. The Pasta Diet



You walka pasta da bakery.


You walka pasta da candy store.


You walka pasta da ice cream shop.


You walka pasta da fridge...



Editor: Well, you getta da idea, hehehe!



2. Point Taken



&quot;I&#39;m having trouble with this new hearing aid,&quot; said the man to his audiologist.


&quot;Really? Can you describe the symptoms?&quot;


&quot;Sure. Homer is fat and yellow, Marge has blue hair...&quot;


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